I’m telling you, I can write an entire novel, but when it comes to writing an, “About Me,” FORGET ABOUT IT! (yes, I’m shouting there!)
I don’t know about other writers, but I find it very difficult to encompass a biography into a couple of sentences. Some are brilliant at it, and I, well, I have trouble with it.
Any-who, here is my latest (tongue-in-cheek) attempt.
What do you think?
Catherine Burr is a bestselling author of 14 books, publisher of 118, and has pretty blue eyes.
I was born in a small apple orchard town in Eastern Washington, and at the ripe age of 3, we moved from Vancouver Island to sunny California. I graduated from Saratoga High School and attended West Valley College, San Jose State University, Hayward State University, San Jose City College, and De Anza College. By the way, “attended” means although I went to college for years, I left without a diploma on my wall. English classes came easy to me, but I wanted to be a nurse! In hindsight, I should’ve stuck with what came natural to me!
After college, I opted out of classrooms and became a full-fledged career woman until I exchanged the career for marriage and family. We raised our family in Saratoga and loved every minute of being parents.
Kids make great material!
In between diapers and carpool, I wrote and wrote and wrote. I had a notebook and my little son wrote in it, “How many stories are about us?”
As I was in motherhood mode, I soon couldn’t contain my writing a secret any longer, and with that notebook filled with my motherhood humor stories, my first book, Motherhood is not for Wimps, was published and sold over 49,999 print copies. It was especially popular in Utah. Oh, and the book was rumored to be a “Oprah” pick, but someone said it was on “Regis and Kathie Lee” as a “Mother’s Day pick.”
Being the talented writer that I am, I couldn’t contain myself to one genre, and when I dropped my eldest off at college, I sped (a euphemism) home and proceeded to write my first novel. I really didn’t know what I was doing, and by the grace of God and a wonderful editor, my first novel, Silicon Secrets, was not only completed, but it was published and if that darn thing didn’t become somewhat popular. There was even a Hollywood screenplay written. I’m not making that up!
Life being what it is, at some point, I wrote a series of short stories of women empowerment. I called these, “The Marriage Files.” And people wonder where writers get ideas from? Well, if one of my stories, An Inconvenient Attorney, didn’t spend the better part of a year on Amazon’s Best-Seller list for Marriage and Family books.
How I started a publishing company, New Line Press, was that my beloved novel editor passed away, and one of my publishers suggested I start a company, and they’d serve as my mentor and initial backer. They helped me get New Line Press off the ground, and oh yes, I actually had worked for a publisher and also a graphic arts company for years, so I did have publishing experience. I mention this, because inquiring minds like to know.
At New Line Press, we started off publishing print books, until this thing called e-books came along, and then all heck broke loose in the publishing world, and from 2004 until present day, my head about spun off from all the changes and wild times in publishing. We mostly focused on short romance stories called “Quickie Reads,” until I had the inclining to write children’s books, and so we added NLP Kidz.
I am probably missing mentioning some of my books I’ve written (ok, currently I have something like 14 books published). Too many titles to mention here, but you can look on my book page!
I’ll wrap this up here. We live in the Sierras of Northern California, in a tiny country town, and love it. My husband (whom I met at 13 over a game of volleyball), and I have lots of rescue pets, and if you follow me on any of the many social media outlets, you know that I’m talking mostly about my cat, Shadow, who has an entire 5-book series named after her, (and who then proceeded to run away and take up residence with the neighbors!) And, of course, there is Max, the dog that will go inside everyone else’s house, but ours! And, last but not least, viral Miss Penny Pug.
Besides Canada and California, I’ve also lived in Tuscon, Arizona, which was beautiful but super hot, and for a time, we divided our time in between Amador County and St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands (I aways say the entire name, cause it sounds cool). We now live full-time in Amador County.
Well, this was supposed to be a short, “About Me,” but, well, you know, I’m a writer… And that is why I can’t write a short bio!
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